On Tuesday, my mate dug out the N64 which, after but a few minutes, gave me a hankering for some Mario Kart. Dan and I immediately went out to try and find a copy of Mario Kart satiate this craving. This was about two in the afternoon.
I awoke hungover Wednesday morning, in Bristol, with a crowd of strangers.
I don't live in Bristol. I don't know strangers.
I did not get Mario Kart.